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    Funniest Fantasy Hockey Names Ever?

    "Domi Don't Play That", "Every Day I'm Byfuglien", "Peverley Hills Cop III", "Eberle Hills 90210", "Jagr Bombs", "Beukeboom Goes the Dynamite", "No Country for Old Beauchemin", "Honey Nut Chelios", "Backes Streit Boyes", "Vokouna Matata", "Me So Vborny", "Straight Outta Conklin", "Vanek! At the Disco", "Boyes in the Hood", "Pimpin' Ain't Parise", "Lupul Fiasco", "Don't Cry For Me Jan Hrdina", "Don't Toews Me Bro", "It's Not a Job It's a Kariya", etc.

    List 'em!
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    Some of those are hysterical..

    Ovechkin Laichs Semin is a popluar one.. hmm I'll try to think of others I've heard.

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    I actually came up with Everyday I'm Byfuglien on my own

    Sad to see it on the list. I thought I was cool

    A few i've used in the past:

    $.20 (20 cent)
    Entirely Kopitarded
    Never go Full Kopitard
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    Oh, and Sedin:2grlsnocup
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    Oh, I also used (and still like) Party Like Laraque-Star
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    It's not a job, it's a kariya

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    If your league allows absurdly long names:

    Howe much Wood Wood a Kovalchuk Konowalchuk if a Kovalchuk Tkachuk Wood?
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    BeRich Or die Staalin

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    I used "Vinny's Tan" last season.

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    kid in one of my leagues has 2 girls 1 kopitar lol

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    I used to use Hamrlik My Balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broadway Blue View Post
    BeRich Or die Staalin

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    I usually come up with a name basedo n a guy or two i drafted but i like Jagr-Bombs and Dont Toews Me Bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhommy View Post
    Oh, I also used (and still like) Party Like Laraque-Star
    LOL. I like that.
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    My favorite from that list has to be "Don't Cry For Me Jan Hrdina". Haha. That def. put a smirk on my face.

    How about Beukeboom Shakalaka?

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    Found some good ones..

    The Gulf Boyle Spill
    28 Kevin Weekes Later
    Who is your Stastny and what does Hejduk
    Arnott, are too!
    100% chance of Fleury
    Hey Dwayne, Roloson other blunt.
    Taxicab Kanefessions
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    You Staal not pass!

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    Don't Toews Me Bro was my team's name last year. Ha.

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    inb4 rhommy says thats not how you pronounce it or some shit
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