What Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?

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I think I could definitely take a goose, house cat, and a rat. Anything higher than that and I'm a dead man. I've got a medium-sized dog (40 lbs) and, if she was so inclined, she'd kill me without much of a struggle.

Who the fuck said they could beat an elephant?

In a fair fight, I think I start losing at the dog/eagle range. They have biological knives.

Seriously, who the fuck thinks they can beat an elephant? Or a crocodile?

King cobra is where you lose me. Those things are just too fast.

There's also the whole "this is a 12 foot long venomous snake whose bite can kill humans in 30 minutes" aspect to that one.

Like, who fucking thinks "oh yeah, I can beat a living poison rope in a fight?"

I think I could definitely take a goose, house cat, and a rat. Anything higher than that and I'm a dead man. I've got a medium-sized dog (40 lbs) and, if she was so inclined, she'd kill me without much of a struggle.

 

Who the fuck said they could beat an elephant?

Is that considered medium though? I was thinking 60-75 lbs German Shepard. I got scrawny arms, I'd lose a limb. But if we're talking 40 pound beagle, I got him. Although, a 20lbs dog did send me to the ER... work related.

And, is the goose mad? Does he want to fight me?

Is that considered medium though? I was thinking 60-75 lbs German Shepard. I got scrawny arms, I'd lose a limb. But if we're talking 40 pound beagle, I got him. Although, a 20lbs dog did send me to the ER... work related.

 

And, is the goose mad? Does he want to fight me?

Geese are surprisingly vicious bastards.

Geese are surprisingly vicious bastards.

Maybe I could use some training from those 8 women that anticipate taking down the lion, elephant, gorilla and crocodile.

First thought was Panda. Those guys are lazier than me. I figure I could rustle up the energy to get in some early shots to the head.

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Maybe I could use some training from those 8 women that anticipate taking down the lion, elephant, gorilla and crocodile.

Apparently it’s my wife.

Only said no to elephant. :rofl:

Bear: No

Lion: No

Elephant: No

Gorilla: No

Crocodile: No

Wolf: No

Kangaroo: Maybe?

Chimp: I was thinking maybe, but then googled and saw this story....wtf???

King Cobra: I think yes, but I wouldn't live long enough afterwards to tell the tale as the venom kills me. Though not sure how quickly the venom works to affect motor skills/breathing. Looks like it can kill you within 30 minutes. Only need a minute to stomp its head to bits, but it's certainly going to bite me first.

Large dog: No

Eagle: Indoors maybe? Outdoors no.

Medium sized dog: Maybe?

Goose: Yes

House cat: Yes

Rat: Yes

I'm probably best against shit like crickets, and mosquitos. I've lost to yellow jackets and hornets more than a few times... ;)

On a good drinking night though I can take out a good sized mosquito! :rofl:

I'm probably best against shit like crickets, and mosquitos. I've lost to yellow jackets and hornets more than a few times... ;)

 

On a good drinking night though I can take out a good sized mosquito! :rofl:

On a good drinking night, I'm finding the fucking grizzlies and elephants.

On a "normal" night, my dog would eat my face.