Spitlight: Shane Falco

1. When's the cookout, homie, and what am I bringing?

2. What's your middle name and how embarrassed by it are you on a scale of one to ten?

3. Which would you rather have tattooed on the side of your neck: Satan or an anatomical diagram of the male reproductive system?

4. You can switch lives with one person for 24 hours but will snap back to your own with no residual effects (so you can't be rich and take money with you, for example) -- who's life are you trying to experience and why is it prime Mia Khalifa?

5. Is ice cream cake real cake?

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1. How did you become a Rangers fan?

2. Why do you like Dave Gettleman?

3. Why did you change your EASHL name?

4. Coffee or Tea?

Shane-O!!!!!

Here we go man:

1. Favorite "go to" movie of all time, no matter how many times you've seen it??

2. We're sitting at the bar watching the game...what are you drinking??

3. The NHL goes back to the OLD system of top 16 making the playoffs. The Isles and Devils are playing for the Stanley Cup...do you:

a) Root for the Isles

b) Root for the Devils

c) (...Fill in another choice)

4. You get a chance to spend the night with any woman on the planet. Who is it?

5. You're the GM of the Rangers for this off season. What player is your first target, and who do you wanna trade first?

Ozz :thumbs:

:lol:

I’ll answer these when I get home. PITA to attach gifs through mobile.

1. Kill, marry, fuck--current active member of this board

2. Ozzy or Ozzy's Corvette?

3. Hardcore porn or softcore porn?

4. July 1st--what is the first place you want to go that you couldnt because of Covid?

5. True love or billion $$?

1) Gorton asks you fire Quinn and replace him. Who do you choose?

2) Whats a hobby or interest of yours that has nothign to do with your job or hockey?

3)You win a seat on one of the first ships to colonize mars... do you go? and what do you miss most about earth?

4) Is your wifi name funny? if so what is it?

5) toilet paper.... over or under?

6) Cereal.. do you put milk or cereal into the bowl first?

do you prefer boxers of briefs?

Boxing or MMA?

Boxers or Dachshunds?

Boxing Day or Christmas?

Box or sphere?

1. Favorite Ranger of all time?

2. What's your all-time Rangers team drafted after the third round?

3. If you were thrown into an NHL game right now, how would you fare?

4. Armed with just a Wiffle ball bat, how many hyenas do you think you could fight consecutively?

5. You and Phil are on a dangerous exploration deep in the South American jungle. A snake climbs up Phil's pants and bites him square in the undersack. Phil is the only one of you who knows how to navigate the thick brush. Do you navigate through Phil's thick brush to suck the venom out of his undersack? What do you do?

6. How afraid are you of experiencing:

1. When's the cookout, homie, and what am I bringing?

A case of these We taking it back to the 90's.

2. What's your middle name and how embarrassed by it are you on a scale of one to ten?

Abraham, not embarrassed by it. Rarely use it though.

3. Which would you rather have tattooed on the side of your neck: Satan or an anatomical diagram of the male reproductive system?

I'd rather have a giant nutsack tattooed on my neck, you godless infidel.

4. You can switch lives with one person for 24 hours but will snap back to your own with no residual effects (so you can't be rich and take money with you, for example) -- who's life are you trying to experience and why is it prime Mia Khalifa?

:rofl: This fuckin guy. How'd you know it was my dream to be in porn?

5. Is ice cream cake real cake?

Nope. Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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1. How did you become a Rangers fan?

I chose my teams based on color schemes as a kid. Been a Rangers/Giants/Yankees/Knicks fan most of my life.

2. Why do you like Dave Gettleman?

3. Why did you change your EASHL name?

I was betrayed. One of my teammates broke the code and ratted me out to EA big brother.

4. Coffee or Tea?

Cafe

Shane-O!!!!!

Here we go man:

1. Favorite "go to" movie of all time, no matter how many times you've seen it??

Shawshank Redemption. Seen it so much I've lost count.

2. We're sitting at the bar watching the game...what are you drinking??

Water or soda these days, sir. Been on the wagon 17 years now? But if I weren't, whatever was on tap would do fine :D

3. The NHL goes back to the OLD system of top 16 making the playoffs. The Isles and Devils are playing for the Stanley Cup...do you:

a) Root for the Isles

b) Root for the Devils

c) (...Fill in another choice)

4. You get a chance to spend the night with any woman on the planet. Who is it?

Prime Jennifer Aniston. Had a crush on her for years lol

5. You're the GM of the Rangers for this off season. What player is your first target, and who do you wanna trade first?

I'm moving trouba. I know he brings certain things to the table but its not enough to keep that contract IMO. In terms of who I'd target, I'm offer sheeting Elias Pettersson.

Ozz :thumbs:

Favorite video game of all time?

Where do you want to go for your next vacation?

What places are on your bucket list?

What got you into the Rangers?

1. Kill, marry, fuck--current active member of this board

Phil. Had enough of his disrespect. He must suffer.

2. Ozzy or Ozzy's Corvette?

Ozzy. Not a fan of corvettes lol

3. Hardcore porn or softcore porn?

How hard we talkin'? Like make me want to bathe in holy water afterwards or something more reasonable?

4. July 1st--what is the first place you want to go that you couldnt because of Covid?

California. Love the west coast, especially at this time of year. Even though I could have gone I wasn't willing to take the chance for obvious reasons.

5. True love or billion $$?

True love. As fun as a billion would be, I'd end up suspicious of whomever got close to me. It would get tired real fast.

do you prefer boxers of briefs?

Boxer briefs, but if I had to pick one boxers.

Boxing or MMA?

I switch off between the two. TBH I preferred both years ago. Love watching the rivalries between arturro gatti vs mickey ward

pacquiao vs marquez

roy jones jr before he went heavyweight.

Favorite MMA fighters were probably Georges St. Pierre and Andersen Silva.

Neither sport are the same these days. Not sure what's missing.

Boxers or Dachshunds?

Daschunds for entertainment purposes. Boxers seem a bit too serious for my liking.

Boxing Day or Christmas?

Boxing day, better deals.

Box or sphere?

Sphere all day.

1) Gorton asks you fire Quinn and replace him. Who do you choose?

2) Whats a hobby or interest of yours that has nothign to do with your job or hockey?

Photography. Wish I could freelance as a sports photographer.

3)You win a seat on one of the first ships to colonize mars... do you go? and what do you miss most about earth?

Fuck yea. Would probably be scared shitless, it's mars man! What do I miss the most? Earth porn

4) Is your wifi name funny? if so what is it?

I wish. I wanted to change to "It burns when IP" for months, but didn't want to relogin with all my devices. :D

5) toilet paper.... over or under?

Over always! This should be a law everywhere.

6) Cereal.. do you put milk or cereal into the bowl first?

Cereal first then milk. Always found it weird when others did it the other way around.

Favorite video game of all time?

This one's tough. I can't pick just one but off the top of my head having played it recently Witcher 3 is definitely up there. As is Horizon Zero Dawn.

Where do you want to go for your next vacation?

Would love to make it to Banff.

What places are on your bucket list?

Iceland

Torres del Paine National Park

Banff national park

Cappadocia Turkey

Cliffs of Moher Ireland

Isle of Sky Scotland

There's so many

What got you into the Rangers?

Friends brought me to a few games and I was hooked. Prior to that, I was more into football/basketball. Seeing it live changed everything.

1. Favorite Ranger of all time?

 

2. What's your all-time Rangers team drafted after the third round?

 

3. If you were thrown into an NHL game right now, how would you fare?

 

4. Armed with just a Wiffle ball bat, how many hyenas do you think you could fight consecutively?

 

5. You and Phil are on a dangerous exploration deep in the South American jungle. A snake climbs up Phil's pants and bites him square in the undersack. Phil is the only one of you who knows how to navigate the thick brush. Do you navigate through Phil's thick brush to suck the venom out of his undersack? What do you do?

 

6. How afraid are you of experiencing:

 

:rofl: :rofl:

This is fkn ridiculous. I'll answer these later.

1. Coming to America or Trading Places?

2. Harrison Ford or Al Pacino?

3. Do you think it’s harder to be Joel Lundqvist in NY or Brent Gretzky anywhere in Canada?

4. Would you rather win one Stanley Cup sandwiched in between two Islander cups or neither team win for the next 5 years?

5. Who would win in a fight? Sam Rosen Larry Brooks?

1) What's the hottest pepper you've eaten?

2) How far would you get on Hot Ones (chicken wing show with Sean Evans)?

3) Do you spend more time moderating or posting?

4) Do you have a bidet?

5) Favorite ethnic food?

:rofl: :rofl:

 

This is fkn ridiculous. I'll answer these later.

Describe yourself using the letters of your name.

S -

H -

A -

N -

E -

Milk or water?

Steak or Lobster?

Women's prison bus, you're the driver and pull into a remote spot. All of them want to try your 'gear shifter.' How many rows do you service before exhaustedly saying, "Enough?"

1. Favorite Ranger of all time?

Leetch

2. What's your all-time Rangers team drafted after the third round?

Put these in any order you wish:

Leetch, Zubov, Lundqvist, M. Savard, Turcotte, Fast, Dugay, Maloney, Callahan, Prucha, Hagelin. Vanbiesbrouck. Those were the only names that came to memory, just by looking at their draft list there's not too many memorable names found in the later rounds lol Not to me at least

3. If you were thrown into an NHL game right now, how would you fare?

Would be taken out in a stretcher after my first shift. I'm a shit skater.

4. Armed with just a Wiffle ball bat, how many hyenas do you think you could fight consecutively?

You srs? I'm fkn dead, dawg.

5. You and Phil are on a dangerous exploration deep in the South American jungle. A snake climbs up Phil's pants and bites him square in the undersack. Phil is the only one of you who knows how to navigate the thick brush. Do you navigate through Phil's thick brush to suck the venom out of his undersack? What do you do?

I'm taking my chances through the brush that's not in phil's pants :rofl: You're on your own.

6. How afraid are you of experiencing:

The only circumstance in which I may navigate through Phil's thick brush.

1. Coming to America or Trading Places?

This question is almost unfair, they're both so good. I've seen trading places more though so I'm going to go with that.

2. Harrison Ford or Al Pacino?

3. Do you think it’s harder to be Joel Lundqvist in NY or Brent Gretzky anywhere in Canada?

Joel because he's a twin. People mistaking you for the "King of NY" and then realizing you're an imposter?

4. Would you rather win one Stanley Cup sandwiched in between two Islander cups or neither team win for the next 5 years?

Win a cup always. As a NY sports' team fan, you never know if you'll see your team win a championship before you die LOL

5. Who would win in a fight? Sam Rosen Larry Brooks?

Lmao I'm saying Rosen only because I hate brooks. I know you read this forum Brooksie gfy!

Describe yourself using the letters of your name.

S - stubborn

H - humanitarian

A - analytical

N - neutral

E - empathetic

Milk or water?

Steak or Lobster?

Steak. Just always hits the spot.

Women's prison bus, you're the driver and pull into a remote spot. All of them want to try your 'gear shifter.' How many rows do you service before exhaustedly saying, "Enough?"

I'm doing work until my rod snaps off or looks like this:

Whichever comes first