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    Ozzy's Un-Official NY Rangers Drinking Game

    Ok guys, we all know it's probably going to a long season...well, kinda...

    I've devised a little bit of entertainment that may help you get through those "face-palm" moments that we will encounter the rest of the way. This is a little game I play sometimes to keep my spirits up.

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys, and girls...children of all ages, here are the rules for "Ozzy's Un-Official NY Rangers Drinking Game". If there is ever a controversy, please refer to these rules for clarification. If there is still any confusion and we need a ruling, please consult Ozzy. All decisions are final! (…Unless of course, I’m drunk and then I'm apt to change my mind a few times!)

    The following liquid refreshments will be allowed during game time:

    • Beer (any and all are encouraged)
    • Mixed drinks
    • Hard liquor
    • Hard Seltzer
    • Moonshine
    • Wine coolers
    • Zima (does that crap still even exist?)


    Drinking occurs during one of the following events:

    • Every time we take an offensive zone penalty - one shot
    • Every time we take a too many men on the ice penalty – one shot
    • Every time we draw a penalty/get a power play – one shot
    • Every time we kill a power play - one shot
    • A Rangers player is the last to touch the puck before it goes into our own net - one shot
    • Every time we score a goal - one shot
    • Every time we score a power play goal - 2 shots ("That's a double!")
    • Every time we score a short-handed goal - 2 shots ("That's a double!")
    • If we give up a short-handed goal - No shots & we are suspended for the next 5 drinking opportunities
    • Every time a Ranger defenseman scores - 2 shots ("That's a double!")
    • Every time a former Ranger scores a goal against us – one shot
    • Every time an opposing player scores his first career goal against us – one shot
    • Every time a fight breaks out – one shot
    • Every time we go offsides on an odd-man rush - one shot
    • Every time we hit a post - one shot
    • Every time we hit a referee or linesman with a clearing attempt – one shot
    • Every time we score an empty netter – one shot
    • Every time the opposing team scores with the goalie pulled – one shot
    • Every time we allow a goal in the last minute of a period - one shot
    • Every successful replay challenge – one shot
    • Every time you get the trivia question right – one shot
    • Every time we win a defensive zone face off while shorthanded - one shot
    • Every time an opposition goal is waved off for goalie interference – one shot
    • Every time Steve Valliquette says something against the Rangers - one shot
    • Opponent scores a goal in the first/last minute of a period - one shot
    • Every time Sam Rosen gets a name wrong - one shot
    • Every time Sam Rosen says, “He hit the post!” – one shot
    • Every time Joe Micheletti corrects Sam Rosen – one shot
    • Every time we blow a 2 goal lead - one shot
    • Every time we win the game in regulation – 2 shots ("That's a double!")
    • Every time we win in 3v3 OT or shootout – one shot
    • Every time we lose, either in regulation, 3v3 or shootout – kill the bottle….if you haven’t already!


    I'm cooped up in the house the last couple of days with all this fucking snow, so obviously I had a lot of time on my hands to create this!!!! I may have missed a few "Ranger-type" game events, but we can add them as we go along!!
    Cheers, fellas!!

    Always remember to drink in moderation...unless it's the Rangers, of course!
    Last edited by Ozzy; 02-20-2021 at 11:30 AM.

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    Seems complicated. I'll simplify:
    • When the game comes on - drink. Don't stop drinking until the final horn blows.


    Congrats! You have survived Rangers hockey.

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    This thread is late, i was playing this game since the start of the season.
    You also forgot to mention shots between each of those shots.
    Rebuild Mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morphinity View Post
    Seems complicated. I'll simplify:
    • When the game comes on - drink. Don't stop drinking until the final horn blows.


    Congrats! You have survived Rangers hockey.
    This is how I always did it, Morph!! But I had to institute events of the game to because I wasn't making it to the third period!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Every time Joe Micheletti corrects Sam Rosen – one shot

    are you trying to kill me
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    You do get a nice reprieve with the ones involving rangers scoring goals......

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    This is a recipe for death, Ozzy. Why are you trying to kill people?
    "Everyone says you should be a good loser. If you're a good loser, you're a loser."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    This is a recipe for death, Ozzy. Why are you trying to kill people?
    It's less painful than watching the game!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keirik View Post
    You do get a nice reprieve with the ones involving rangers scoring goals......
    I tried cover both sides of the fence, man!

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    It's like, I want to take shots of bleach watching this team, not alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpshooter View Post
    It's like, I want to take shots of bleach watching this team, not alcohol.
    Maybe I should add that to the list of allowed refreshments!

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    So basically hook hook up an IV of vodka when the game starts, seems simple enough
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    Let's Go Rangers!

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    I suggest an amendment to this: "Every time a former Ranger scores a goal against us one shot"

    Every time a former Ranger scores a goal against us tip bottle up to the sky and chug!

    It really irks me when former NYR players score against our boys.

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    Every time Howdens ass hits the ice - one shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBrowningPI View Post
    Every time Howdens ass hits the ice - one shot.
    We'd be dead!!

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    If you really want to make this interesting- shot every time they lose a faceoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by So Nashty View Post
    If you really want to make this interesting- shot every time they lose a faceoff.
    Just so you know, I've really played this game, and I'm telling you Nashty...I went through a 12 pack of Mich Ultras in 2 periods!!!

    ...between the Sam Rosen miscues and the penalties alone, you can empty a case!!! LOL

    The OT game against the Penguins when Sid scored in OT, cost me quite a few brain cells!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Just so you know, I've really played this game, and I'm telling you Nashty...I went through a 12 pack of Mich Ultras in 2 periods!!!

    ...between the Sam Rosen miscues and the penalties alone, you can empty a case!!! LOL

    The OT game against the Penguins when Sid scored in OT, cost me quite a few brain cells!!
    alcohol sales will spike in the next few weeks! And most of that will be me if they keep playing like this.

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    It's all gonna be okay, my man...Hence the reason on the 8th day god created JACK DANIELS!!!

    You'll see, dude...they're just kids...they'll get better when they grow into men...This franchise has the right guy at the helm, JD...he'll get this shit fixed...still gotta unload some old laundry, so to speak. But they'll get it done. The hard part is what we're doing now! Hang in there my brutha!!

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    yeah...i dont think i'll survive any back to back games

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