Sod16 Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 Every time Zib breaks his stick on a one timer or shanks a one timer -- one shot. Every time we allow a goal in the last minute of a period -- one shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Jimmy Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 My liver screamed in terror just reading that....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 Every time Pete calls ADA a cunt—-one shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 Your fairly new, most of us don’t have a liver. Been watching this crap for a while. My liver screamed in terror just reading that....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted February 20, 2021 Author Share Posted February 20, 2021 Every time Zib breaks his stick on a one timer or shanks a one timer -- one shot. Every time we allow a goal in the last minute of a period -- one shot. Added You saw that too, Sod!!!??? He broke 3 sticks last game!! What the hell!! What's he using? Balsa wood??? Unreal! Every time Pete calls ADA a cunt—-one shot I thought of that one, CC, but not everyone's up here on the board during game time! Besides, I'd need to run to the store for more in between periods with that one!!!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Ok it's updated!! ;) *Every time Sam Rosen mentions Ryan Lindgren's face - one shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 If you're a Rangers fan....just drink. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Exactly!!! This just spaces it out a little better!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 The game rules have now been updated, and edited for the 2021-2022 season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Are you a Rangers fan? Then drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 I think @Ozzyis trying to kill us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Vodka Drunkenski said: I think @Ozzyis trying to kill us all I put the warning in this year for the "Sam" rules! That may save a few of us!! ...but yeah, we're doomed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 Updated with Lindgren Rule: Lindgren bleeding - One shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverRangerFrank Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ozzy said: Updated with Lindgren Rule: Lindgren bleeding - One shot This rule will require a IV drip! [Q? For the literate here, is it "a" or "an" IV drip? I'm rarely on the right side of this usage.] Edited September 28, 2022 by 4EverRangerFrank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, 4EverRangerFrank said: This rule will require a IV drip! [Q? For the literate here, is it "a" or "an" IV drip? I'm rarely on the right side of this usage.] I'd go with "an", big guy!! LOL But I'd think blood transfusion before IV drip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Ozzy said: Updated with Lindgren Rule: Lindgren bleeding - One shot RIP everyone's liver. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 one shot whenever Kakko dangles himself into the boards 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, CCCP said: one shot whenever Kakko dangles himself into the boards He's gotta make it into the zone with the puck first! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sod16 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Gauthier roars past defenseman and skates into goalie for penalty = one sip Bud Light. Gauthier roars past defenseman, skates behind net and doesn't know what to do = one sip Bud Light. Reaves takes in opposition odd man rush from a comfortable distance = swill Pelegrino water. Kakko blood temperature measured by expert mortician at above 86 degrees = Jack and Pepsi from shit bar too cheap to stock Coke. Team announces that Ryan Carpenter has legally changed his name to Greg McKegg = Diet Coke at AA Meeting. Domingue put on waivers; LaF's sister signed to replace him = Jello shot spiked with Thunderbird. Makers of Sesame Street and Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer sue Zib and LaF for copyright infringement = guzzle warm can of Colt 45 on a warm day. Panarin drafted into mine clearing unit in Russian Army = Sample cyanide laced Kook-Aid in $25 souvenir plastic cup from Disney World. CK and MK make out at the exit on Pride Night after Rangers win = seek ER stomach pump. First Messier tearful appearance when introduced at some pregame ceremony at MSG = gift certificate from Long Island vineyard. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted December 19, 2022 Author Share Posted December 19, 2022 Updated 12/19/22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 3, 2023 Author Share Posted March 3, 2023 New Update: - Every time Mikkola takes a penalty - one shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ozzy said: New Update: - Every time Mikkola takes a penalty - one shot Are you trying to kill us? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 3, 2023 Author Share Posted March 3, 2023 The one with Joe correcting Sam is the real killer, Sharpy!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Ozzy said: The one with Joe correcting Sam is the real killer, Sharpy!! LOL HA! Facts! The commentary is brutal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 15 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said: Are you trying to kill us? At least it's not a shot every time Sam says Makola instead of Mikkola. We'd be taking up an entire ICU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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