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    You're a Burglar...

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    First thing that came to mind: put the batteries backwards in every remote. The weight won't change so most people will get really annoyed and slap it around trying to get it to work before opting to change the batteries, plus, who has a massive surplus of triple As laying around?


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    Unplug the fridge

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    Turn off the main water line.


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    Reset the router. Change the ethernet cables. Put the WAN cable into one of the LAN outputs and vice versa.

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    Stuffing washcloths into the drains and turning on the water
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    Quote Originally Posted by rmc51 View Post
    Reset the router. Change the ethernet cables. Put the WAN cable into one of the LAN outputs and vice versa.
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    Set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine triggered by opening the front door. Go out the back.
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    Upper deck all of the toilets.

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    U people are mean

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    Remove all the toilet paper
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddynyc View Post
    Remove all the toilet paper
    LMAO! This is good. It'd be even better if you pulled almost the entire roll but a single square.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    LMAO! This is good. It'd be even better if you pulled almost the entire roll but a single square.
    That's a better idea Phil leave one sheet
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    Quote Originally Posted by josh View Post
    Stuffing washcloths into the drains and turning on the water
    We went to the shore for the weekend when I was younger. Came home and entered the basement to find the pool table overflowing with water. Kids threw the garden hose through a rear window screen. F-ers!

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    1. Short-sheet the beds.
    2. Take a dump in the fridge.
    3. Pee on all 'soft' and highly absorbent furniture.

    Oh, we're only supposed to annoy them, not make them go totally nuts. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddynyc View Post
    Remove all the toilet paper
    House parties in college we used to take household supplies. Toilet paper, paper towels, laundry detergent even things like salad dressing . Saved us a lot of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parsley View Post
    Turn off the main water line.


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    Dude, it’s a valve. Not really a big deal.
    Break the handle on the toilet bowl.
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