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    Sandwich Info?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    Sure is. Some people like terrible sandwiches, like my wife. Bread, black olives, and swiss. That's it. Objectively bad. It's cool she likes it. But a solid Sammy is a thousand times better.
    This thought hasn't left my mind since last season...and I've been so tempted to try it. I love olives, but they're the worst kind of olives. Swiss cheese is basically the same thing. There are a million good cheeses and swiss, to me, is near the bottom of the cheese hierarchy.
    So you pair these two lowly food items within their own class hierarchy and you're basically set up for disaster.

    Phil, does she put anything on the bread?
    I have been so fucking disgustingly intrigued since reading this post, but I just don't have the havarti (read: heart) to buy swiss (I generally have a can of black olives though).
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    I got turkey bacon & pepperoni on a hero. The deli near my apartment is open 24/7 and whenever I walk in past midnight i get greeted with "Hey! Turkey bacon pepperoni!"
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    Lol, that sounds delishus.
    If/when I go to Subway, I always add pepperoni to my meatball. I'm currently in the midst of making some sort of hot turkey sammich.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyb™ View Post
    This thought hasn't left my mind since last season...and I've been so tempted to try it. I love olives, but they're the worst kind of olives. Swiss cheese is basically the same thing. There are a million good cheeses and swiss, to me, is near the bottom of the cheese hierarchy.
    So you pair these two lowly food items within their own class hierarchy and you're basically set up for disaster.

    Phil, does she put anything on the bread?
    I have been so fucking disgustingly intrigued since reading this post, but I just don't have the havarti (read: heart) to buy swiss (I generally have a can of black olives though).
    Bread. Black olives. Swiss. That's. It.

    It's awful.
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    Jeez. I'm assuming she doesn't cook much, eh?
    I can wrap my head around how awful that sounds, but to taste, I fear it might be worse.

    Edit - I'm also trying to think of a condiment that might make it at all...edible. And the only things I come up with make it so much worse - Mayo. DISGUSTING.
    Tapanade - why? Already got olives.
    Mustard - christ almighty, this sandwich doesn't have enough to warrant mustard.
    No condiments = gross.
    Condiments = grosser.

    Congrats to your wife, she may have broken the "get me a sammich" meme.

    Edit again - Imagine the memers who are like, "YEAH BITCH GET ME A SANDWICH" and the girl comes back with black olives and swiss. What do?
    She did her job...right?
    Hahahaha
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    sammy, hero, sammich

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    False. That has tomato and what appear to be good minced olives used as a spread (tapenade) coupled with a nice blend of olives in the background. Not to mention, the bread looks bueno.
    GTFO.

    I'm picturing this:







    Phil, who's more correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by josh View Post
    sammy, hero, sammich

    Sandwiches and Heros are not the same thing...I mean, yeah they have bread, but I'd never put a hoagie (hero, grinder, sub) and a turkey sandwich in the same thread.

    edit - wait, yes i did though by talking about subway. hahaha. i hope i kick your ass in fantasy this week. that's all.
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    I'm sure yours is exactly what Phil is referring to, but the other is still an Olive and Swiss sandwich...and one worth eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyb™ View Post
    Jeez. I'm assuming she doesn't cook much, eh?
    I can wrap my head around how awful that sounds, but to taste, I fear it might be worse.

    Edit - I'm also trying to think of a condiment that might make it at all...edible. And the only things I come up with make it so much worse - Mayo. DISGUSTING.
    Tapanade - why? Already got olives.
    Mustard - christ almighty, this sandwich doesn't have enough to warrant mustard.
    No condiments = gross.
    Condiments = grosser.

    Congrats to your wife, she may have broken the "get me a sammich" meme.

    Edit again - Imagine the memers who are like, "YEAH BITCH GET ME A SANDWICH" and the girl comes back with black olives and swiss. What do?
    She did her job...right?
    Hahahaha
    No, she actually does. And she's great at it. It's what makes her sandwich choice so god damned baffeling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    Bread. Black olives. Swiss. That's. It.

    It's awful.
    "ya breath stank"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Long live the King View Post
    I'm sure yours is exactly what Phil is referring to, but the other is still an Olive and Swiss sandwich...and one worth eating.
    Apparently.

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    No, she actually does. And she's great at it. It's what makes her sandwich choice so god damned baffeling.
    Can she pass some of that?
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    Lol, this thread is gold

    My sister is some special kind of vegan, so I've seen a lot of weird looking mixed food. But a sandwich with only swiss cheese and black olives? woof. It doesnt make sense! Where's the meat??

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    Prosciutto, mozzarella and roasted pepper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vodka Drunkenski View Post
    Prosciutto, mozzarella and roasted pepper

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    This sandwich has me equally horrified and intrigued.. I imagine people who saw the Elephant Man had the same reaction.

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    Lmao

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    LGR!

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