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    NHL: F*ck, Marry, Kill

    Devils, Flyers, Islanders.

    Have to F*ck one, marry one, kill one.
    "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that." - George Carlin

    "How many Cups you've got?" - Esa Tikkanen

    "Hatred can keep you warm when you run out of liquor" - Ray Ratto, Dan Patrick show 1/20/2017

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    Kill: Devils. Despise with the hatred of a thousand suns.

    F*ck: Islanders. Hate f*ck, leaving them crying in a corner.

    Marry: Flyers. Process of elimination, have to tolerate them.
    "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that." - George Carlin

    "How many Cups you've got?" - Esa Tikkanen

    "Hatred can keep you warm when you run out of liquor" - Ray Ratto, Dan Patrick show 1/20/2017

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    Easy one for me. Fuck the Isles, because fuck then. Kill the Devils in the most brutal fashion possible. Marry the Flyers. Gingeroux 4 eva.


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    Kill - Flyers. Won’t have to worry about liking a few of their guys.
    Marry the Devils, because that’s hell anyway.
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    Kill Islanders, Fuck devils, marry Flyers because I like their jerseys.

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    KILL FLYERS
    MARRY ISLES
    FUCK DEVILS


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    Fuck Devils
    Kill Islanders
    Marry Flyers

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    That bored, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaveByRichter35 View Post
    That bored, eh?
    The "fuck-marry-kill: forum members" thread for shut down pretty quickly
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaveByRichter35 View Post
    That bored, eh?
    Curious about the relative hate for the rivalry teams
    "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that." - George Carlin

    "How many Cups you've got?" - Esa Tikkanen

    "Hatred can keep you warm when you run out of liquor" - Ray Ratto, Dan Patrick show 1/20/2017

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    Quote Originally Posted by josh View Post
    The "fuck-marry-kill: forum members" thread for shut down pretty quickly
    Lol.


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    F*ck - Philly. She's a dirty broad(street) and while you won't bring her home to mom, you low key cant deny that deep down don't mind bringing her home because you find her so entertaining...just in a car with tinted windows.

    Marry - Devils. Like too many marriages, it'll be loveless full of bickering. Still, we have to admit we sort of enjoy the whole thing and our lives are enriched on some level due to our relationship or... rivalry. Plus, we can identify with being all in on an aging goaltender.

    Kill - Islanders. The spark has fizzled. They can't find long term housing. Their star player could very well leave, and possibly to us, and I wouldn't want them to see that.

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    With an eye toward NHL expansion/realignment (Kill a franchise, f*ck a franchise with realignment, marry them in the same division)

    Kill - Islanders. You'll always have those 4 Stanley Cups, but it's been a slow circling of the drain since. Turn them into the Hartford Whalers or Quebec Nordiques and watch those cities orgasm.
    Marry - Devils. Everyone needs someone to hate... in the same division... until the end of time.
    F*ck - Flyers. Bunch of goons. If the NHL can manage to have Tampa Bay, Florida, Montreal, Ottawa, and Toronto in the same division, they can figure out a way to screw up the Flyers with realignment.
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    "Hatred can keep you warm when you run out of liquor" - Ray Ratto, Dan Patrick show 1/20/2017

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    Kill - Seattle
    Fuck Vegas
    Marry Original 6
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    Vegas might have diseases Josh, be careful with that one.

    Kill Arizona, put it out to pasture finally.

    Fuck the Ducks and their stupid franchise.

    Marry the Canucks because Vancouver seems pretty cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by josh View Post
    Kill - Seattle
    Fuck Vegas
    Marry Original 6
    If given those choices
    I'd fuck seattle, cool city and vibe
    Kill Vegas, why do we need another franchise in the desert
    Marry Original 6
    "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that." - George Carlin

    "How many Cups you've got?" - Esa Tikkanen

    "Hatred can keep you warm when you run out of liquor" - Ray Ratto, Dan Patrick show 1/20/2017

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    Fuck everybody

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