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    The Ultimate NY Rangers Drinking Game (2018 Ozzy 'Get Tanked' Version)

    I think I finally figured out how to get through the rest of this season, fellas! Being that it's very difficult for me to watch this team lose, knowing full well that the worse we do now, the better we'll be in a few years. I have figured out a simple game that will not only keep me interested, but also intoxicated enough to actually NOT give a shit.

    You see, I can't root against this team; it's just not my nature. Yes, I absolutely wish someone would sneak into MSG and put a bullet in AV's head one night, but other than that, I love this franchise with my heart and soul, and have for almost 50 years. Ok Ok, there have been a few players that I couldn't stand too, but all in all it was a short list....(*cough...Redden).

    Anyway here's how I play:

    I've actually been rotating the liquor depending on the game, opponent, and day of the week; For example, against Edmonton I used Stoli, against Winnipeg it was Stella, and against Tampa last night it was Jagermeister...(ooof!). You can use whatever you want that suits your liking, and for those of my cohorts who are conducive to Cannabis, just substitute "puffs" for "shots".

    First Period-
    Drop of the puck - 1st period: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets power play: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent scores PP Goal goal: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent scores even strength goal: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets over 10 shots on goal (1st period): one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets over 20 shots on goal: 2 shots/sips/puffs...That's a double!!!
    Opponent leads by 2 goals or more at the end of the 1st: one shot/sip/puff

    Second Period-
    Drop of the puck - 2nd period: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets power play: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent scores PP Goal goal: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent scores even strength goal: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets over 10 shots on goal (2nd period): one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets over 20 shots on goal: 2 shots/sips/puffs...That's a double!!!
    Opponent leads by 4 goals or more at the end of the 2nd: one shot/sip/puff

    Third Period-
    Drop of the puck - 3rd period: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets power play: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent scores PP Goal goal: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent scores even strength goal: one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets over 10 shots on goal (3rd period): one shot/sip/puff
    Opponent gets over 20 shots on goal: 2 shots/sips/puffs...That's a double!!!
    Opponent leads by 5 goals or more at the end of the game: one shot/sip/puff

    Post game Bonus: (if you're still coherent...)
    If the opposing team has all 3 stars of the game: one shot/sip/puff
    If the opposing team has over 50 shots on goal: one shot/sip/puff
    Every time AV says, "We had some good looks": one shot/sip/puff

    In Game additions:
    Sam Rosen mispronounces a name: one shot/sip/puff
    Sam Rosen says the wrong name that has the puck: one shot/sip/puff

    Needless to say, I think you guys can see why my number of posts has gone down over the last 2 weeks!!!

    Anyway, a little entertainment for you guys on a Friday!!
    Love,
    The Ozz man
    Last edited by Ozzy; 03-11-2018 at 05:05 PM.

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    Good Tips ozzy. With the way this season has gone im sure many will start to play if they havent already lol

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    Holy fuck, u cant have seen many 3rd periods this season


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    Should add:
    Opponent scores a goal in the first 5:00 of the 1st period
    Opponent scores a goal in the last minute of a period

    You'd be drunk by the 1st intermission.

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    Shouldn't the thread title be "Ozzy Get Tanked Version"?

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    I can do this with beers. Otherwise you're asking me to do up to 21 shots in one night. I like to think I can get after it an all that, but shit that sounds like death to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    Shouldn't the thread title be "Ozzy Get Tanked Version"?
    Yes. Yes, it should. Ozzy, you good?


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    This can’t be good for the liver

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    I love you guys!!! I'm glad we can have some fun at the expense of these clowns this year!! I really wished some of you guys lived closer...It would be a freakin' blast to catch a game with you guys!

    But yeah, the game works great!! I really did this against Winnipeg....for real, and I was a walking coma after 2 periods!! I didn't even care about the 3rd....if there even was a 3rd period...I forget!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    Shouldn't the thread title be "Ozzy Get Tanked Version"?
    Maybe someone can edit that!! good call Pete!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Heaven View Post
    Should add:
    Opponent scores a goal in the first 5:00 of the 1st period
    Opponent scores a goal in the last minute of a period

    You'd be drunk by the 1st intermission.
    I'd be dead!!! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    Yes. Yes, it should. Ozzy, you good?


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    Make it so, Phil!!! Absolutely!!!

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    The way this team is playing,I don't think I would make to the third Period .
    Nice one ozzy
    This should Be the party thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    I really did this against Winnipeg....for real, and I was a walking coma after 2 periods!! I didn't even care about the 3rd....if there even was a 3rd period...I forget!!!
    I wanna forget the first two periods last night.
    Can you come up with a pre-game drinking game so I don't remember the entire game?

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    I question 2 rules of this game, 1 shot for an even strength goal and 1 shot for a PP goal. Either put it as 1 shot for any goal scored or up the ante to 2 shots for special teams goals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJWantsTheCup View Post
    I wanna forget the first two periods last night.
    Can you come up with a pre-game drinking game so I don't remember the entire game?
    Same as the old days, Robbie!! Hide the Jack in the Big Gulp cup and/or mix it with a Coke Classic from the machine!!!! =)

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    I seldom make it through the first these days.
    LGR!

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    And for those that wanna be//stay sober......same rules should apply for the RANGERS! Then again, that wouldn't help in regard to helping to forget what just happened.

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    Any time AV uses the phrase "good looks', drink a 12 pack forthwith.

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    Lets add some more ways to get wasted.
    Sam Rosen misprounounces a name, drink!
    Sam Rosen says the wrong name that has the puck, drink!

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