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    All the Styles of French Fries, Ranked





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    Garlic fries > all

    Steak fries are awful.

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    Curly fries at #6 is a fucking crime. Ditto with matchstick fries even being on the list.
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    Fries of any kind with gravy. Winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew a Penalty View Post
    Garlic fries > all

    Steak fries are awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    Curly fries at #6 is a fucking crime. Ditto with matchstick fries even being on the list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    Fries of any kind with gravy. Winner.
    and yes, this too, but don't forget the cheese. Disco fries are #1. Always. End of story.

    This list is bull shit. Smiley? What the fuck is smiley?

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    I grew up eating smiley faces! I think it must be a UK thing!


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    Pizza fries are always number 1 on my list. Steak fries, a good marinara with melted mozzarella on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil in Absentia View Post
    Curly fries at #6 is a fucking crime. Ditto with matchstick fries even being on the list.
    Agree there. Curly fries should be number 2 or 3. They are missing seasoned fries, like Checkers and Popeyes Fries, on this list. I also don't consider Sweet Potato Fries real French Fries, I hate them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYR2711 View Post
    Agree there. Curly fries should be number 2 or 3. They are missing seasoned fries, like Checkers and Popeyes Fries, on this list. I also don't consider Sweet Potato Fries real French Fries, I hate them.
    Curly fries and waffle fries, are than at Chik-fil-A, more often than not have seasoned salt on them, but yes 'Cajun Fries' like those at Popeyes should be high on the list too.

    After think about this for a while, my list is:

    1. Disco Fries (any type of fry with cheese and gravy)
    2. Cajun Fries
    3. Seasoned Waffle Fries
    4. Seasoned Curly Fries
    5. Garlic Fries
    6. There is no six. No other fries matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Long live the King View Post
    Curly fries and waffle fries, are than at Chik-fil-A, more often than not have seasoned salt on them, but yes 'Cajun Fries' like those at Popeyes should be high on the list too.

    After think about this for a while, my list is:

    1. Disco Fries (any type of fry with cheese and gravy)
    2. Cajun Fries
    3. Seasoned Waffle Fries
    4. Seasoned Curly Fries
    5. Garlic Fries
    6. There is no six. No other fries matter.
    Chilli cheese fries
    Wedges with some sour cream on the side, or even with mayo.

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    Poutine w/ authentic Quebecois curd and proper gravy in a tie for #1 with properly made garlic fries.

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    Fuck now I have to be a fat fuck and go get an order of disco fries at 11pm on my way home from work tonight. Thanks.

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    ...love chili cheese fries!


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    Disco fries AND an order of garlic parmesan wings. Perfect snack right before bed.

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    Belgian and dutch fries taste fantastic. If you ever travel to the benelux you should eat them there every day.

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    My personal favorite are simple Cajun spiced fries.

    But some other ones I enjoy:
    - Chilli Cheese Fries: Can't go wrong with this classic.
    - Nacho Fries: Crispy skin-on fries smothered in chilli and shredded cheddar and topped with tomatoes and jalapenos.
    - Lumberjack Poutine: Crispy skin-on fries topped with gravy, Quebec cheese curds, maple bacon, and grilled onions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karan View Post
    My personal favorite are simple Cajun spiced fries.

    But some other ones I enjoy:
    - Chilli Cheese Fries: Can't go wrong with this classic.
    - Nacho Fries: Crispy skin-on fries smothered in chilli and shredded cheddar and topped with tomatoes and jalapenos.
    - Lumberjack Poutine: Crispy skin-on fries topped with gravy, Quebec cheese curds, maple bacon, and grilled onions.
    Nice list

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    i might be in the minority here but standard cut with ketchup/mayo mixed together is my favorite.

    also is this what we are doing in the offseason now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaveByRichter35 View Post
    Disco fries AND an order of garlic parmesan wings. Perfect snack right before bed.
    From?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    From?
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