Ozzy's Unofficial Rangers Drinking Game

Ok guys, we all know it's probably going to a long season...well, kinda...

I've devised a little bit of entertainment that may help you get through those "face-palm" moments that we will encounter the rest of the way. This is a little game I play sometimes to keep my spirits up.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys, and girls...children of all ages, here are the rules for "Ozzy's Un-Official NY Rangers Drinking Game". If there is ever a controversy, please refer to these rules for clarification. If there is still any confusion and we need a ruling, please consult Ozzy. All decisions are final! (…Unless of course, I’m drunk and then I'm apt to change my mind a few times!)

The following liquid refreshments will be allowed during game time:

• Beer (any and all are encouraged)
• Mixed drinks
• Hard liquor
• Hard Seltzer
• Moonshine
• Wine coolers
• Zima (does that crap still even exist?)

Drinking occurs during one of the following events:

• Every time we take an offensive zone penalty - one shot
• Every time we take a too many men on the ice penalty – one shot
• Every time we draw a penalty/get a power play – one shot
• Every time we kill a power play - one shot
• Lindgren bleeding - One shot
• Every time a puck deflects off a Rangers player and goes into our own net - one shot
• Every time we score a goal - one shot
• Every time we score a power play goal - 2 shots ("That's a double!")
• Every time we score a short-handed goal - 2 shots ("That's a double!")
• If we give up a short-handed goal - No shots & we are suspended for the next 5 drinking opportunities
• Every time a Ranger defenseman scores - 2 shots ("That's a double!")
• Every time a former Ranger scores a goal against us – one shot
• Every time an opposing player scores his first career goal against us – one shot
• Every time a fight breaks out – one shot
• Every time we go offside on an odd-man rush - one shot
• Every time we hit a post - one shot
• Every time we hit a referee or linesman with a clearing attempt – one shot
• Every time we score an empty netter – one shot
• Every time the opposing team scores with the goalie pulled – one shot
• Every time we allow a goal in the last minute of a period - one shot
• Every successful replay challenge – one shot
• Every time you get the trivia question right – one shot
• Every time we win a defensive zone face off while shorthanded - one shot
• Every time an opposition goal is waved off for goalie interference – one shot
• Every time Steve Valliquette says something against the Rangers - after fainting....one shot
• Opponent scores a goal in the first/last minute of a period - one shot
• Every time Sam Rosen pronounces a player's name wrong - one shot
• Every time Sam Rosen says "save by Shesterkin!!!" when he's not playing - one shot
• Every time Sam Rosen says, “saved by (the goalie in question)" when the puck clearly hits the post – one shot
• Every time Joe Micheletti corrects Sam Rosen – one shot (WARNING: THIS IS FOR ADVANCED DRINKERS ONLY!!!)
• Every time Mikkola takes a penalty - one shot
• Every time Sam Rosen mentions Ryan Lindgren's face - one shot
• Every time Mikkola takes a penalty - one shot
• Every time we blow a 2 goal lead - one shot
• Every time we win the game in regulation – one shot
• Every time we win in 3v3 OT or shootout – one shot
• Every time we lose, either in regulation, 3v3 or shootout – kill the bottle….if you haven’t already!

I'm cooped up in the house the last couple of days with all this fucking snow, so obviously I had a lot of time on my hands to create this!!!! I may have missed a few "Ranger-type" game events, but we can add them as we go along!!

Cheers, fellas!! 

Always remember to drink in moderation...unless it's the Rangers, of course!

Seems complicated. I'll simplify:

• When the game comes on - drink. Don't stop drinking until the final horn blows.
  

Congrats! You have survived Rangers hockey.

This thread is late, i was playing this game since the start of the season.

You also forgot to mention shots between each of those shots.

Seems complicated. I'll simplify:

• When the game comes on - drink. Don't stop drinking until the final horn blows.
  

 

Congrats! You have survived Rangers hockey.

This is how I always did it, Morph!! But I had to institute events of the game to because I wasn't making it to the third period!! :rofl:

Every time Joe Micheletti corrects Sam Rosen – one shot

are you trying to kill me

This is a recipe for death, Ozzy. Why are you trying to kill people?

It's less painful than watching the game!! :rofl:

You do get a nice reprieve with the ones involving rangers scoring goals......

I tried cover both sides of the fence, man! ;)

It's like, I want to take shots of bleach watching this team, not alcohol.

Maybe I should add that to the list of allowed refreshments! ;)

I suggest an amendment to this: "Every time a former Ranger scores a goal against us – one shot"

Every time a former Ranger scores a goal against us – tip bottle up to the sky and chug!

It really irks me when former NYR players score against our boys.

Every time Howdens ass hits the ice - one shot.

We'd be dead!! :rofl:

If you really want to make this interesting- shot every time they lose a faceoff.

Just so you know, I've really played this game, and I'm telling you Nashty...I went through a 12 pack of Mich Ultras in 2 periods!!! :rofl:

...between the Sam Rosen miscues and the penalties alone, you can empty a case!!! LOL

The OT game against the Penguins when Sid scored in OT, cost me quite a few brain cells!!

Just so you know, I've really played this game, and I'm telling you Nashty...I went through a 12 pack of Mich Ultras in 2 periods!!! :rofl:

 

...between the Sam Rosen miscues and the penalties alone, you can empty a case!!! LOL

 

The OT game against the Penguins when Sid scored in OT, cost me quite a few brain cells!!

alcohol sales will spike in the next few weeks! And most of that will be me if they keep playing like this.

It's all gonna be okay, my man...Hence the reason on the 8th day god created JACK DANIELS!!! :chug:

You'll see, dude...they're just kids...they'll get better when they grow into men...This franchise has the right guy at the helm, JD...he'll get this shit fixed...still gotta unload some old laundry, so to speak. But they'll get it done. The hard part is what we're doing now! Hang in there my brutha!! ;)

Zima (does that crap still even exist?)

Where did you dig this one up ? Also, looks like we'll need two han0ds two play this game, but I'm in.

- A Rangers player is the last to touch the puck before it goes into their own net.

- Drink every time they pass instead of shooting, again.

- Rangers blow a lead

- Every time Kakko holds onto the puck for more than .8 seconds

- Zibanejad looks "out of it" following an awkward collision

- Opponent scores a goal in the first/last minute of a period

- Every time Sam Rosen gets a name wrong

- Any time someone in the GST correctly guesses the Trivia question

- Any time a poster complains about in-game advertisements

- Lafreniere gets a shift with offensive players

Retired:

- Drink every time Lundqvist stares at his own defender following a goal against

- Neal Pionk Game: chug your beer until you can find Pionk after a goal against

- DeAngelo gets undressed during a goal against

- A Rangers player is the last to touch the puck before it goes into their own net.

- Drink every time they pass instead of shooting, again.

- Rangers blow a lead

- Every time Kakko holds onto the puck for more than .8 seconds

- Zibanejad looks "out of it" following an awkward collision

- Opponent scores a goal in the first/last minute of a period

- Every time Sam Rosen gets a name wrong

- Any time someone in the GST correctly guesses the Trivia question

- Any time a poster complains about in-game advertisements

- Lafreniere gets a shift with offensive players

 

 

 

 

Retired:

- Drink every time Lundqvist stares at his own defender following a goal against

- Neal Pionk Game: chug your beer until you can find Pionk after a goal against

- DeAngelo gets undressed during a goal against

Plenty of defenseman to choose from to replace these

- A Rangers player is the last to touch the puck before it goes into their own net. - This one's rare...other than last night but ok!!

- Drink every time they pass instead of shooting, again. - I couldn't keep up with this one...

- Rangers blow a lead -added

- Every time Kakko holds onto the puck for more than .8 seconds

- Zibanejad looks "out of it" following an awkward collision

- Opponent scores a goal in the first/last minute of a period - added

- Every time Sam Rosen gets a name wrong - LOL Added

- Any time someone in the GST correctly guesses the Trivia question

- Any time a poster complains about in-game advertisements

- Lafreniere gets a shift with offensive players

 

 

Retired:

- Drink every time Lundqvist stares at his own defender following a goal against

- Neal Pionk Game: chug your beer until you can find Pionk after a goal against

- DeAngelo gets undressed during a goal against

Pretty good Josh man!!!...A few of those can fly!! :thumbs: