Ozzy

I never drink alone, Simon!! ...and my wingmen all have little kids now!!

If you buy his plane ticket, I'm buying you the beers!!!

If it was like that for Panarin, I'm thinking what the hell kind of handcuffs were on Miller, Laffy, Kakko, Chytil, and Schneider???

We're gonna kill these fucking turds. They don't even belong in the playoffs. Enough of that "fraidy cat" shit! We are the team to beat...and these guys are fucking terrible. We play our game, we win! That simple!

Chewing his gum

Amazing how one bad call can even affect another team. So Sutherland fucked the Wings too, I suppose! LOL See? It's not always just us!

This one's over in 5! I think we're going to see that this Rangers team wants it badly. Edit: Oh, and Fuck Tom Wilson!

I actually saw the puck pop up in the air on TV. Granted Kelly is on the ice at a different angle, but that's just a terrible call. The "dead puck" if it hits a player rule??? Sometimes I think they make this shit up as they go along. I feel bad for Torts, I guess. That's a shitty way to blow a spot in the playoffs. I mean, Detroit won, and they would've been eliminated anyway. But it just seems to always be Kelly Sutherland, doesn't it??

I couldn't help bust out laughing reading this one, man!!! ...just outta nowhere!!! LOL

I've probably said it a zillion times, but I hope they get rid of fucking regular season OT and go back to the original setup with ties being one point. That whole "participation trophy" bullshit is wearing on me.

Awesome bracket!!!

I thought we'd seen the worst of him, but this one takes that cake. Credit Kelly Sutherland for personally eliminating the Flyers. ...Lost the puck in the air and blew the whistle!!! LOL (....puck goes in the net....NO GOAL!) Watch this shit: Way to go Kelly! The NHL will certainly get him to ref all our games for that one!!

I think Sam is a goof ball that's fun to laugh at, but he's genuine. This guy's an ass.

It's made in Denmark....just sayin'

Don't waste your time Abe...I went when I was a kid...3D glasses and all. I can never get back those 2 1/2 hours of my life! LOL