Loving the general optimistic and confidence in this thread
My personal first round preference would be Detroit. In terms of advanced stats, they have some of the poorest metrics amongst the playoff bound teams.
I totally get the cautiousness of facing TBL in the first round. I would feel fully confident against any opponent, but there's always this sense that TBL has this extra gear in the playoffs which might make for a challenging first round. Getting out of the East is going to be hard enough so would be ideal having an easier first round and keep some gas in tank for a likely Florida matchup.