Phil Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 http://mashable.com/2012/12/10/seinfeld-today-twitte/ A new parody Twitter account -- appropriately named @SeinfeldToday -- explores possible plot lines for quirky cast members Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer, if the show was still airing. With shout-outs to Apple, e-books, Kickstarter and more, @SeinfeldToday will remind you how perfect the show was in its heydey and just how much you miss it. The Atlantic Wire has pinned BuzzFeed sports writer Jack Moore as the man behind the account, with the help of his friend and comedian Josh Gondelman. "My friend Josh and I were tweeting these last night on our personal accounts," Moore told Mashable. "I thought the idea could be it's own thing." "I'm a little surprised it took off, but Seinfeld's my favorite thing in the world, so it's cool that other people still like it the way I do," he added. Some hilarious examples: @SeinfeldToday: Elaine has a bad waiter at a nice restaurant, her negative Yelp review goes viral, she gets banned. Kramer accidentally joins the Tea Party. Kramer uses Kickstarter to fund a line of dog tasers. "Tasers for dogs to protect themselves. To protect themselves, Jerry! " Kramer uses grinder to meet new friends, doesn't know it's a gay hook-up app. Jerry refuses to admit he cried on @WTFpod. George pretends to be vegan to sleep with a woman, but then makes her eggs in the morning. Kramer gets an ebook deal. Jerry has a bad set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I can't believe how 140 symbols can be so spot on in determining what today's Seinfeld would be like. Several of them had me in tears laughing. Including the one about egg's in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 George would never make a woman eggs in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 George would never make a woman eggs in the morning. Not unless you talk about his little wiener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYRangers92 Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Kramer doing bikram yoga and uncle leo repeatedly pressing the life alert button to make sure it works had me dying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 @SeinfeldToday: George's parents claim their house was destroyed by "Sandy," move in with George. He discovers the house is fine. Sandy is a loud neighbor. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 @SeinfeldToday Kramer runs into Crazy Joe Davola, learns he's not crazy just autistic and mis-medicated. "He's on the spectrum! The spectrum, Jerry!" :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 lmfao god i love seinfeld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Jerry discovers Newman is secretly an Internet famous fan fiction writer. George gets aroused reading 50 Shades of Gray, questions self. This is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizz GAWD Lav No Cap FrFr Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday This is amazing. I legit laughed out loud. That's fucking awesome. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Elaine's new BF is a chef who does molecular gastronomy. George goes to the restaurant, complains there's no actual food on his plate. lol totally pictured this episode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreaseCrusader91 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 @SeinfeldToday: George buys Groupons for movie tickets, sells them for a profit at the theater. Newman gets into 4chan. Jerry goes to an SNL after party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 This one is even better. @SeinfeldToday: George tries to pick up a woman at a funeral. Newman attempts to become the most hateful YouTube commenter of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreaseCrusader91 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 This one is even better. @SeinfeldToday: Ha, I can totally picture this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 This one is even better. @SeinfeldToday: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 @SeinfeldToday: George refuses to have Skype sex with his traveling gf (Erinn Hayes). "I can't focus on her. All I see is me, and it's NOT PRETTY, Jerry." LMAO. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 @SeinfeldToday: LMAO. Amazing. Lmao priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Reading that twitter account just made me seriously miss Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 What's funny is that every time I see one of these awesome tweets, I end up watching Seinfeld that very night. Maybe this is all a big ploy by TBS to get more people watching re-runs every night? :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 If so, it worked. That account is gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Almost spit out my coffee with this one, could totally picture it @SeinfeldToday: Kramer gets lost in the Super Dome on his way to his seats at the Super Bowl. Accidentally knocks out all the lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Scags Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Almost spit out my coffee with this one, could totally picture it @SeinfeldToday: Kramer gets lost in the Super Dome on his way to his seats at the Super Bowl. Accidentally knocks out all the lights. It's amazing how you can just picture his hair flopping along with his body as he looks around in that Kramer stare as he's just done something bad ,then composes himself, starts whistling and walks away, and then trips again on something else. God I miss that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Me too! That episode would've been gold. Especially with the tweet earlier in the week, would've tied in perfectly for an episode @SeinfeldToday: Kramer goes to the Super Bowl, sees Ray Lewis in a club, criticizes his dancing. Ray refuses to dance before the game and the Ravens lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 The best thing about the Superdome power outage joke was that it was posted within minutes after it happened. I was dying laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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